I ordered a bowtie on the online. No returns. Looked like a good tie and the price was right, so there I was shopping for haberdashery on the internet.
It arrived as inconspicuously as possible, but the crime was blatant and it wasn't a pretty sight. It was a pre-tied, clip-in-the-back abomination.
There oughtta be a law against that kind of false advertising.
I was gonna post this on my blog. I'm not sure how it ended up here. I suppose it's kinda creative-y.
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